Daddy Dearest

My father had gout for a few weeks last month and so his feet couldn’t fit into his shoes and he had to resort to other shoes. It’s been 2 weeks since his feet went back to normal size but he is still shamelessly wearing my sister’s Ugg boots to church, the grocery store and everywhere. And yes, it is one of the ones with pompoms on the sides. I should note that this is coming from the same man who refused to walk around with an agenda or anything bigger than a wallet because he felt they were too feminine.

Speaking of femininity, this morning I accidentally sprayed setting lotion on myself thinking it was body spray because my mother had put setting lotion in the body spray bottle. She had labelled it and I remember reading it at one point. However, I completely forgot about the label this morning in my rush to leave. After discovering my mistake, I sprayed actual body spray over the setting lotion, which resulted in an odd smell. So now I’m walking around the office smelling very odd.

In other news, my greatest accomplishment this weekend was realizing that I could do the butt jiggling, quick butt-shaking motion often done by singers like Beyoncé and Shakira.